I’m happy to see the government is to look into the issue of headlight brightness and glare – let’s hope they squint a bit – following a current RAC survey that discovered a lot of drivers thought dazzling was an issue.

There could, although, not be a fast legislative repair. The Department for Transport has already been speaking to a United Nations professional group on car lighting – who knew? – however proposals to introduce automated beam alignment, which might decrease beams as vehicles go over hills and the like, gained’t come into play till 2027.

And even then? Well, I’ve pushed quite a lot of vehicles with probably the most superior ‘intelligent’ lighting on sale, which robotically aligns the beam or limits the areas lit by excessive beam, and nonetheless discovered oncoming drivers flashed me as a result of they have been being dazzled. As in lots of circumstances of legislated know-how, a few of it isn’t as much as the job.

No, what we may do with is an answer, and sharpish. Some vehicles retain a change to decrease the beams in case you’re carrying a load within the again, however it’s an more and more small variety of them. In the overwhelming majority of latest vehicles, there’s not lots you are able to do about your personal glare.

It’s not like you possibly can take aside a £1500 unit with 1200 LEDs, every with the ability of the solar, to exchange the bulbs both.

Fortunately, the French used to have the right resolution, which you’ll bear in mind in the event you took a vacation there earlier than the Nineties since you’ll have needed to decide up a bit pot of yellow paint to daub in your headlights to provide them an acceptable glow.

An article I discovered means that transferring from white gentle onto a extra yellowy a part of the spectrum has an extended wavelength, which is sort of good for seeing it, and it displays much less off of water.

But additionally, conveniently, that daubing your headlights with a bit yellow pot of paint would, naturally, scale back the brightness as certain as letting them grow to be ever extra filthy. Limited analysis means that as long as each side of the automobile have an identical hue, MOT testers would give it a nod.

Now, I haven’t absolutely investigated the scientific rigour of this characteristic and given it may imply new Alpine A110s operating round in French blue and with yellow headlights, and that after each third automobile wash we’ll be refreshing the yellow tint to make it really feel like setting off on a Eighties driving vacation, I’m not about to. But past the jokes, may there not be one thing in it?